Copium psychiatry, narrative therapy, liquidity extraction, and continuing education. Nobody is safe.
Today's session
The Cope Cycle
Reality is not a personal attack, but the group chat will need a few sessions to process that.
01Certainty
Post before the candle closes.
02Reality
The chart declines your invitation.
03Actually...
Context arrives wearing a cape.
04More cope
A new explanation enters the chat.
Equal-opportunity coping
Narrative Recovery Group
A fictional support group for anyone who made the market, politics, or the timeline their entire personality.
PermabullsEvery dip is generational.PermabearsEvery rally is fake.Crypto maxisThe chain is truth until price gets rude.DoomersCorrect eventually. Exhausted immediately.PartisansThe narrative survives every plot twist.AI cultistsA spreadsheet with a halo and a burn rate.
Case file 0035
Red string is not a risk model.
When a thesis needs yarn, push pins, and six villains to explain one candle, the clinic returns to price, policy, liquidity, and position sizing.
Trigger Something happened.
Reflex The timeline needs a villain by lunch.
Treatment Separate evidence, inference, and entertainment.
Discharge Make the cope funny, not foundational.
Satirical case file. The board is the joke.
Reality trauma ward
Cope Hospital
Humility shots and hard-to-swallow reality pills now dispensing.
Continuing education
Cope University
Advanced narrative warfare with a minor in moving goalposts.